One of the guests turned to the man by his side, and started criticizing the woman at the piano.
‘What a hoarse voice. Do you know who she is?”
‘Yes,’ the neighbor replied. ‘She is my wife.’
Feeling embarrassed, the guest remarked, ‘Oh! I beg your pardon. Of course, it is not her voice that’s to blame. It’s the song
she has to sing. I wonder who wrote that terrible song.’
‘I did,’ came the answer.
A rather inebriated fellow on a bus was tearing up a newspaper into tiny pieces and throwing them out the window.
‘Excuse me,’ said the woman sitting next to him. ‘But, would you mind explaining why you’re tearing up that paper and throwing
the pieces out of the window?”
‘It scares away the elephants,’ said the drunk.
‘I don’t see any elephants around here,’ said the woman, smiling.
‘Effective, isn’t it?’ said the drunk.
How come wrong telephone numbers are never busy?